Introducing Dr. Jacqueline and Mrs. Heidi

That's what my boyfriend often calls me because of my wildly up/ down mood swings. Today, I was the epitome of Dr. Jacqueline and Mrs. Heidi, Here's how today went down:

First I came home from work and just wanted to sit and stare into outer space, but then realized that I had to put something together for dinner.

I was outraged to open the fridge and find NOTHING that appealed to me. I then went off on a rant about how I work hard all day long, sacrificing my life to my work and is it to much to ask that I come home to at least something edible for dinner?

That of course was an extreme exaggeration as there was lots of food in the fridge - I just didn't feel like cooking!

So, off I went, for dinner I had 2 Laughing cow wedges of cheese on Wasa crackers, followed by a Fibre One granola bar. This is what I was going to call dinner.

Then I realized that I had to actually have something substantial - so I washed some lettuce, cut up some peppers and tomatoes and fixed myself a big salad.

Then, after lounging on the couch for a couple hours (NOT reading my textbook for the assignment that is due tomorrow), I figured that I was too lazy to go to the gym tonight.

Then I realized that no one ever lost 54 lbs by sitting on their fat arse and watching Wheel of Fortune and dragged by big ol' butt to the gym.

Got to the gym and was feeling like I had the strength of 10 men! I was determined to run faster and longer than I ever had before.

Got on the treadmill and ran for 8 minutes straight at a pace of 5.5 (a personal best) and getting my heart rate up to 191 b/m. I was feeling great until I saw a trailer on the tv at the gym promoting the release of Eclipse that comes out tomorrow.

After a half hour on the treadmill - having done 2.00 miles in 30 minutes, I decide to go into a heavy panic realizing that I haven't made any plans to go to the opening of Eclipse tomorrow (really - June 30th is Tomorrow! WTF?).

I immediately ran home and made some phone calls to arrange to see Eclipse tomorrow night.

There you have it folks - this is the mind of Dr. Jacqueline and Mrs. Heidi! Be thankful you're not in my head 24/7 - it's exhausting!

It's a good thing I went to the gym tonight as I'll be sitting in a movie theatre seat tomorrow watching Eclipse *hangs head in shame that she is a twilight fanatic at 25 years old*